Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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