420 ftw
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
