In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
