yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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