Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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