she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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