we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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