I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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