i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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