how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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