and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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