This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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