I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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