i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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