it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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