I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
