how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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