I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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