Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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