I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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