I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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