I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
