But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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