People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i believe in u and ur pee
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