erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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