Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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