Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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