Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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