I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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