omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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