I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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