I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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