You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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