Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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