Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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