At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
