My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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