Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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