Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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