you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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