uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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