did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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