Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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