Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
id be glad to
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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