I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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