So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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