at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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