Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Oh Jesus.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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