Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I currently don't understand fingers.
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