I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I just blew my weed a kiss
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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