i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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