i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
