when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Randomize
