it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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