it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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