I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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