Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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