I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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