eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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