I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Boobs are out for the taking
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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